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Release Date: March 19, 2002

Morning Spank

Song Length: 4:09
Composer: Custom
Custom's Notes: a true story about two of my best friends banging the same girl. what a disaster. anyway. I love the insanity of this track. it's really fun to play live too.
Lyrics: You lie and cheat I might have to beat you
you stab my back I might put the heat to you
don't drag your feet you know you have to face me
it's not just once that you've disgraced see

Layout your soul get rid of that weakness
don't diss your boys over some kindof princess
girls come and go but friends are life sentence
I'd walk away but you're one of my best friends

There is no piece of ass worth a friendship

There is no piece of ass worth a friendship

A friend doesn't let a friend bang another friend's girlfriend

There is no piece of ass worth a friendship
dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it
no matter the excuses or just how loose she is
what will follow won't pay for the juicyness

Dude but dude
I don't know
I don't know what to say

Dude but dude
I don't know
I don't know what to say

Say

I'm a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
and I will never do it again
say
I'm a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
and I will never do it again

I felt it the moment the two were introduced
he's just her type
and she's a toulouse
so I took him aside
told him she was with d
he said what do I look like a fucking lewinsky

Two weeks later she was greased up
and screaming
the story came out
full details of reaming
so everyone hate's everyone
it's all fucked up
by la's worst
starjocking slut

There is no piece of ass worth a friendship
a friend doesn't let a friend bang another
friend's girlfriend
there is no piece of ass worth a friendship
a friend doesn't let a friend bang another
friend's girlfriend

Dude but dude

Sorry

Say
I'm a fucking idiot
I never should've gotten into it
and I will never do it again

Say say say

I'm a total piece of shit
an undeniable hypocrite
I promise not to do it again

You're mind's a blank
your face a prank
like you took it point blank
got runover by a tank
low rank frank
no lower than you sank
when all by yourself you're
the world's biggest wank
with only you to thank

Ass butthole stank
belching with all your own piss you drank
and your own green spunk
from your morning spank
on your way to the dumpster
with an armful of crank

There is no piece of ass worth a friendship
dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it
there is no piece of ass worth a friendship
dumb enough to go there nothing will mend it
nothing will mend it I don't recommend
I don't recommend it nothing will mend it

Say

I'm a fucking idiot
I'm a fucking idiot
I'm a fucking idiot
into it
into it
into it

Do do do
do it again

Say say say

Do it again